Tooth Fairy (Review)

Arnie was a champ for audiences in the nineties, even Vin Diesel didn’t do so bad in The Pacifier, but this year Dwayne Johnson has proved why second rate action stars fall so easily into acting jobs in kids movies…and that is because they truly cannot act seriously, but people will pay to see them make a fool of themselves in family friendly situations.

Like pulling teeth, there is no easy way around saying that Dwayne [...]

Imagine That (Review)

One would have thought that after the monstrosities that were Norbit and Meet Dave, the only way was up for Eddie Murphy. Yet the once gifted comedian continues to treat his career like it were a game of limbo, as Imagine That sees Murphy stoop to a horrendous new low.  To put bluntly, it’s cinematic torture; Murphy’s every attempt at inducing laughter repeatedly falls flat like a line of dominoes, leaving it up to his 9 year old [...]

Friday the 13th [2009] (Review)

I try to be a ‘glass half-full’ person. So when watching yet another pointless addition to the Friday the 13^th franchise, I took joy from the fact that with each victim Jason Voorhees claims, the end credits were one step closer. It was the only way I could endure through this god-awful slasher-rehasher from director Marcus Nispel (2003’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre).  Well, that and the copious amounts of nudity. But that’s free on the internet.

Just [...]

Transporter 3 (Review)

I’m not sure what moviegoers did wrong to warrant a sequel to 2002′s mediocre action film The Transporter, but it somehow has happened again with Transporter 3. Apparently, there must be an assortment of lost souls out there willing to waste their money to watch this drivel, otherwise Lionsgate would not have so willingly wasted their money to make it.