Yes, that’s the best title I could come up with…moving on.

The awards season in Hollywood is just around the corner, with the Golden Globe nominations being announced last Thursday.

When you inevitably go along to see Baz Luhrmann’s big budget epic Australia at the end of the month, which is still in the editing room (yikes!), just remember that Hugh Jackman’s character was originally meant to die in the closing scenes. After the initial 3 hour long cut was recently screened to a test audience, most lauded the performances but believed there was “no reason to kill off” Jackman’s [...]

This week in Australia we (finally) get our grubby little hands on Burn After Reading and Body of Lies. Actually in tune with the States for once, the noir video game adaptation Max Payne also hits the big screen.

This week, it’s a sorry looking line-up with Babylon A.D, Disaster Movie and The Duchess. So read on, and feel my wrath.

This week we take a look at Eagle Eye, The House Bunny and Journey to the Center of the Earth.
It’s brutal, it’s biased and you’re guaranteed to learn next to nothing insightful about the films in question.

Every Wednesday, I’ll provide a summary of the films being released in Australian cinemas over the following week. Expect bias, ignorance and a lot of speculation!